Finding Nemo

Two Iloilo City cops in a station. The more senior one approached his subordinate to find out about an on-going investigation.

"Musta na finding nimo," asked the senior police officer.

"Wala pa ako ka kita bos," answered the PO2.

SPO: "Wala ka pa kakita? Nga-a man?"

PO1: "Wala man ako ka-renta pa DVD."

SPO: "DVD? Ano labot kang DVD?"

PO1: "Malantaw Finding Nemo."

SPO: "Ano lantawon mo sa DVD kay ara man sa report?"

PO1: "Sa report? Wala man sa report Finding Nemo?"

SPO: "Ano nga finding nakon? Finding nimo!"

PO1: "Ah, finding nakon gali. Abi ko Finding Nemo."

And so he showed the report to his superior and they discussed the merits of the case.

Hehehe

Bear with me

Desperate for food?

Be careful where you put them or where you eat them. You might end up like the bear in this video.



Eeeeewww...

Basset Hound Rock

Another cute video from Yahoo! videos uploaded by commercialbob26.

First, there was a cat. Now comes the dog.



Enjoy the music!

Unfaithful

I have just noticed this afternoon an unfaithful display by a person.

Toni Gonzaga's suitor has been unfaithful. He is a two-timer. He enjoys Toni's company but also keeps the company of another. All of you have seen this guy though may not have noticed it. Let me refresh your memory a little.

Here are the proof of such unfaithful behavior:

Proof One.
He picks up Toni from her house on a motor cycle just after Toni brushed her teeth in the Close-Up with cooling crystals commercial.

Proof Two.
He works as a dentist for the Colgate commercial.

See? Don't you see the two-timing there? He appears on both commercials for about the same duration. Where's the loyalty? Where's the trust?

How the doorbell works

Watch this video posted by Ivanisavich in Yahoo! videos.



It is cool!

Joke Time

Here is a video I just seen on Yahoo! about a dumb criminal. :)

The can blog

What you will see below is a video I found in Yahoo! It is nice and the end part is really funny. hehehe

Joke Time

A joke I got from my cousin:

Ina: anak, ba't ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo!?

Anak: inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.

Ina: anak, anong nakain mo? i'm perturbed by your words.

Anak: inay, wala namang gantihan...