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Please read on. Leave some comments if you will. All these stuff are "theoretical." Some might be true and most are from my imagination.
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Forces of attraction
Have you ever wondered what attracts you to a person? Is it the looks? The way they carry themselves? The way they dress? The way they move, laugh or speak?
They say that people they often feel love at first sight.
Is it really love or is it something else. The following are discussions masculine in nature. We will have to interview a few women to match this one but for now, here it is.
Just this evening, I bought some stuff from one of the 24 hour stores we have near our place. When I was about to pay, I had chanced upon three empty counters. Without much thought, I went into the middle counter.
Before I was able to put down what I bought on the counter, I notices the teller on the other counter is cuter than the one in my counter. But I had not choice so I went ahead and had my grocery items scanned.
Lo and behold! As I looked at what I bought, I noticed the teller is wearing a mini skirt that hiked up about 2 inches above her knee as she sat on her stool. And suddenly, I thought she is cuter the the other one.
And I thought I wanted to see her again.
Was it she who I wanted to see or her skirt covered legs?
We often hear people say they prefer to look at women with slightly revealing clothing over those scantily clad or not clad at all.
Is it the excitement of "almost" having a peek that attracts them?
Men -- and women -- generally have good imagination. It is that active imagination that I believe makes most men prefer to see the "almost peek-able scene" rather than the entire exposed package.
Other than the one-to-two-inches-above-the-knee skirts, preference is also given to slightly exposed cleavage over half exposed globes.
Wet shirts outlining ample bosoms may work better than fishnet tops.
Blouses that have a hard time keeping in constant contact the belt loops grab attention longer than mid rib or hanging tops.
Jeans that show those cute lower back dimples turns more heads towards the one who wears them than those that expose the garters of women's underwear. And I hate seeing garters of panties exposed over low-riding jeans even if they are g-strings or t-backs.
Affection is also thrown to soft fabric skirts that outline firm thigh muscles.
All in all, apparel that leave a lot of things to the imagination seem more attractive.
Besides, who would ever want to see green-colored varicose veins on what appears to be a perfectly smooth skin? Or breasts that already lost their grip to stay upright? Or thighs hounded by cellulites?
This entry is not written to make women feel bad about themselves. The things described in the previous paragraphs happen for one reason: the women neglected to keep themselves Venus-like because they needed to spend more time on things that are beneficial to their families.
Their love for others take their time away from loving themselves.
Perverse as some men may be, not everyone wants to spend the day tortured by their minds flashing sight of exposed underwear.
In closing, I wish to leave this advice: let us take give back the care of our women for us, for if they loose themselves to aesthetic deterioration, we - guys - will loose sights that help brighten our day.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Potty time - gender equality
The best times to think about wild, crazy ideas is when we are having alone time in the toilet. Unless you have a paper or a book to keep you relaxed, potty time is one of the most serene times in our lives when we can come up with big things or solutions to our problems.
One of the ideas that propped up my mind during potty time is the concept of gender equality.
It is said that a woman alone is as capable as a man by himself.
That may be true for others but not for most women.
Below is an ugly graph comparing what I refer to as the "security barrier" of a man and a woman.
man - ####################
woman - ############
Alone, a man has a large security barrier around him for protection. And alone, a woman only has around 60% security barrier compared to a man. Please note that the percentages are just speculative and not actually based on some bad-assed study.
Now, together, this is the result:
man - ################
woman - ################
A man walking or in the presence of a woman unconsciously shares his security barrier with the woman creating an equality of strengths. This may lessen the man's barrier but it also increases the woman's leading to the conclusion that there is no equality in gender when each is alone but one exists when both are together.
That was why marriage, or any form of union of two beings, is among the most coveted practices around the world. A woman does not need to prove she can live alone to be on equal footing with a man. All she's got to do is marry him or have a relationship with him.
So, girls, what are you waiting for? Steal of the men's "security barrier."
Promote love and bring in gender equality.
One of the ideas that propped up my mind during potty time is the concept of gender equality.
It is said that a woman alone is as capable as a man by himself.
That may be true for others but not for most women.
Below is an ugly graph comparing what I refer to as the "security barrier" of a man and a woman.
man - ####################
woman - ############
Alone, a man has a large security barrier around him for protection. And alone, a woman only has around 60% security barrier compared to a man. Please note that the percentages are just speculative and not actually based on some bad-assed study.
Now, together, this is the result:
man - ################
woman - ################
A man walking or in the presence of a woman unconsciously shares his security barrier with the woman creating an equality of strengths. This may lessen the man's barrier but it also increases the woman's leading to the conclusion that there is no equality in gender when each is alone but one exists when both are together.
That was why marriage, or any form of union of two beings, is among the most coveted practices around the world. A woman does not need to prove she can live alone to be on equal footing with a man. All she's got to do is marry him or have a relationship with him.
So, girls, what are you waiting for? Steal of the men's "security barrier."
Promote love and bring in gender equality.
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