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Please read on. Leave some comments if you will. All these stuff are "theoretical." Some might be true and most are from my imagination.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Potty time - cooking tips

Another concept during drought.

A friend of mine came home late and came in hungry. Our staple during hours beyond the reach of waiting for a regular meal (breakfast, lunch, supper) is a pack of noodles. So when he got home, he immediately opened his supply box and took out two packs of noodles.

But before he could cook, he is facing several problems. Two to be exact. One, we have no more water. Two, our electric stove is busted.

Being a brilliant guy that he is, this is what he did:

1. Raid the softdrink supply and get four bottles of clear drinks (my friend chose Mountain Dew).
2. Pour contents of the softdrink bottle on a pot.
3. Get an iron (the one used for pressing clothes) set it up securely where the plate faces the ceiling.
4. Put the pot on the plate and set the iron to the highest temperature rating, in this case the setting for ironing wool.
5. Bring the pot to a boil and just follow the instructions on cooking noodles.

I was not able to get a taste of the "gourmet" cooking but I saw him gobble up the noodle including the yellowish soup.

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